kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns because they take everything literally
watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.